How Does 12 Weird Beliefs of An Average Capitalist Work?

An average capitalist has 12 strange beliefs that help them make money and keep things running smoothly, like a game they play every day.

Capitalists believe in coins, dollars, and even imaginary numbers, like when you save up your allowance to buy something bigger. It’s like having a piggy bank that grows by itself because of magic math (but we call it interest).

The Piggy Bank Game

They think everyone should play the piggy bank game too. If you borrow money from them, they expect it back with extra coins, just like when you borrow a toy and return it with a sticker.

The Big Store of Everything

Capitalists also believe there’s one big store where everything comes from, even your favorite candy. They call it the market, and they want to be the boss of that store so they can decide what things cost and how much people should pay.

They have 12 beliefs like these, all working together like a team of toy cars, each doing its own job but helping the others go faster!

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  1. A capitalist thinks buying a $100 shirt is a good deal because it only costs $2.50 per hour if they work 40 hours a week.

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